Friday, July 17, 2009

Lessons of Motherhood : Lesson 1

"Any bath is null and void if given before baby food."


exhibit A:

(yes that is green beans on her forehead, up the left nostril, and by her eye.)

I wake up this morning, give Betsy a bath, feed her a bottle and put her down for a nap. She woke up hungry, so I pull out the Green Beans she loves. I undress her before feeding because green beans and peas do not come out of clothes easily (which I guess would make this Lesson 2.) By the end of the bowl, this is what I have sitting in front of me. So now I have learned, do not bathe before eating; it is useless. You end up with a kid that looks like this and smells like green beans NOT Baby Magic.

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